brinelakes:

is that a ds in your pocket or is your penis have 2 screens & play video games

katscottage:

love-to-love-puppies:

katscottage:

I’m so much more productive after the sun goes down. While the sun is up I feel the weight of having to do things and it just overwhelms me.

But when the sun has gone to bed suddenly my time is my own. I can do with it what I will and oftentimes that means the cleaning I’ve been meaning to do, the projects I’ve been putting off. They suddenly don’t seem overwhelming to me.

I like it when the sun goes down.

Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire

I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

winemom-culture:

yuumei-art:

One day I’ll have my own library. Until then, I’ll just have to draw it into reality.

beardedmrbean:

epilepticsaints:

guerrillatech:

ex1st:

only-cat-memes:

randomencounters:

catfindr:

Encounter: turns out the wisest being in existence is this cat. He is otherwise normal and cannot communicate in any way beyond what a standard cat can do.

mathew:

testosteronetwunk:

surgeon-of-games-deactivated202:

fangirlycupcake:

redvelvetrevolver:

magnetothemagnificent:

itslookingback:

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

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